groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

(Source: largeshirt, via stoned-levi)

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jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

I DON’T WANT TO GROW UP I WANT TO STAY A LITTLE KID FOREVER I NEED CAPRI SUN I NEED TEMPORARY TATTOOS

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IS IT WORKING

(via giobedolla)

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dominiquemcintosh:

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

please fucking listen to this

(via giobedolla)

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coluring:

*Loses weight because is too lazy to walk to the kitchen every day*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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(Source: uttsutsu, via giobedolla)

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via fake-mermaid)

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via hotboyproblems)

483,909 notes

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via sniffing)

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